Episode 439: May 29-31, 2020

Dan and Jordan continue their coverage of Alex’s take on the ongoing protests in response to the killing of George Floyd.

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Episode 438: May 26-28, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the stretch of time where Alex responds to Trump finally seeming to come to his social media defense, and the protests in response to the killing of George Floyd begins.

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Episode 436: May 22, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the end of last week on the Alex Jones Show.

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Episode 435: May 18-21, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the past week on the Alex Jones Show, where Alex repeatedly said he was going to take a few days off, then kept showing back up for cameos on the show.

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Episode 434: Bill Cooper Does OKC Part 1

Dan and Jordan begin an exploration of how Bill Cooper covered the bombing of the Murrah building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995.

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Episode 433: May 12-13, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss a particularly frustrating couple days on The Alex Jones Show.

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Episode 432: May 10-11, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the beginning of the week on Alex Jones’ show, which is pretty all over the place.

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Episode 431: Smash-N-Grab Spy Jobs

Dan and Jordan take a break from Alex Jones to discuss an interview on Project Camelot with an alleged super soldier.

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Episode 430: May 5-7, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss a bit of a holding pattern stretch on the Alex Jones Show.

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  • Michael Savage is not a medical doctor. His dissertation was about plants in Fiji.

  • Alex claims that there is a normal number of deaths happening right now. This is not true, and it is very clearly laid out by the Financial Times.

  • Alex claims that there were a bunch of scandals in the 1990’s about doctors killing patients to steal their organs. He appears to be misremembering a bit of debate about organ donation guidelines that was covered by the New York Times in 1997.

  • Alex and David Knight pretend that the inevitable additional cases of coronavirus and deaths that come after states open up prematurely are proof of some kind of conspiracy. In reality, they will be the expected thing that happens, as it did in Hong Kong, as well as elsewhere.

  • Alex lies about the antibody tests that we have for Covid-19. They aren’t perfectly accurate at this point, but his narratives about them turning up positive if you had a cold in the past decade is complete nonsense.

  • Chinese President Xi Jinping’s daughter did study at Harvard under an assumed name, but that is not secret information, and she’s not attending classes there currently, as Alex believes.

  • The US and UK did release an advisory warning about hacking, but they did not specify that they were Chinese hackers, as Alex is reporting. They just say they are Advanced Persistent Threat Groups of hackers, which is not country specific.

  • Alex’s story from the “Financial Telegraph” is actually from the “Financial Mail.” It discusses the effects of the virus outbreak vs. the effects of the lockdown, as it relates to South Africa, but it paints a pretty different picture than Alex paints.

  • Alex is correct that Marie Antoinette didn’t actually say “let them eat cake,” but his theories about who actually did are not supported by historians.

  • Alex’s complaints about Marie Antoinette playing badminton while her people starved is way too much of a parallel with Trump going golfing frequently during the pandemic

  • Alex tries to get in on the action with the new hot “documentary” Plandemic. Mostly he’s just interested in Dr. Mikovits, who has taken a past where she got a paper retracted for being flawed, then getting fired, then getting sued for taking company property, and arrested because of noncompliance with the suit, into a tale of her own persecution and (I guess) how evil Anthony Fauci is

  • There is no “Event 200” in Memorandum 200

Episode 429: May 3-4, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss a couple days of Alex Jones’ show that ends up being much more about Alex’s cannibalism publicity stunt than anyone would like.

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  • Alex’s lawyer Norm Pattis has filed to withdraw as his lawyer in the Sandy Hook case.

  • Alex discusses a supposed dossier put together by the 5 Eyes, which was covered in The Daily Telegraph and Fox News. It’s also mentioned in Foreign Policy, where it’s discussed how the dossier contradicts three of the 5 Eyes countries’ stated conclusions.

  • Alex lies about the CDC supposedly cutting the number of Covid-deaths in the US. The website this comes from explicitly says the numbers on the page are weeks behind.

  • Alex thinks an op-ed in The Hill about the possibility of a Hillary-Obama ticket is the revelation of the Globalists’ plan. In reality, it was written by a republican speechwriter who previously has written pro-Trump columns for the Daily Caller, and a book about how the South should secede in response to rising LGBTQ acceptance.

  • Alex misrepresents an article about his cannibalism rant in Forbes.

  • Alex probably has a bad grasp on A Modest Proposal. The target of Jonathan Swift’s satire is discussed in Elizabeth Hedrick’s paper.

  • Francis Boyle brings up a pretty good point about the number of excess deaths that countries around the world have seen since the beginning of the outbreak. Two articles in the Financial Times discuss research into this phenomenon.

  • Dan critically deconstructs Alex’s cannibalism rant to determine if there was any possibility of satire to be found therein. Spoiler alert: there is not.

  • Jonathan Swift’s non-satire work, like A Proposal for Giving Badges to the Beggars in all the Parishes of Dublin, shows a distaste for the poor.

  • Alex plays almost an hour of an interview from London Real with David Icke, even though that interview was Icke saying that there is no coronavirus, which is a massive contradiction of everything Alex believes

Episode 428: May 1, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones’ growing insistence that Trump declare war on China, and how the media played directly into Alex’s hands with the “eating his neighbors” thing.

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  • Alex doesn’t understand the difference between lifespan and life-expectancy. He also seems to think that people only lived to 30 back in the 1930’s, which is not true.

  • Alex pretends that his outburst about eating his neighbors was satire, not recognizing that satire requires a point. The most generous description of what he was doing is trolling, and honestly, it’s most likely it was an outburst that he’s turned into a PR opportunity.

  • Alex and Owen discuss the doctors in CA who say the virus is all overblown, who have been widely discredited.

  • Alex pretends that a Facebook post by Jair Bolsonaro revealed real information that the WHO recommends doctors masturbate infants. It’s all nonsense, to the point where Bolsonaro even deleted the post.

  • Leo Zagami shows up to talk to Alex about how these are the end times, and how in 2025 the saints will return and the inevitable Armageddon will be upon us. Leo has also declared himself Jesus, took credit for 9/11, and was big into 2012 conspiracies, so take his predictions with a grain of salt.

  • Leo shows his racism by calling Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan, who was born in Massachusetts, “a Chinese.”

Episode 427: April 29-30, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the disappointingly normal days after Alex declared his plan to eat his neighbors.

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  • Alex lies about how crime is totally on the rise in “blue cities” after the coronavirus outbreak. Most crime is down in Chicago, as well as in New York and LA.

  • Alex talks anti-vax nonsense with Del Bigtree, who claims to be an independent journalist, but is almost entirely bankrolled by the Selz Foundation.

  • Alex interviews a former Satanic priest who thinks he has a mindblowing definition of “rights,” but he is just expressing very basic libertarianism.

  • Alex reveals that his concept of “race memory” is something that is only passed down to a person’s first born son. On rare occasions, it’s passed down to a daughter, and she will go on to become a queen. It’s a wild glimpse into a very unhealthy and chauvinistic mind.

  • Alex discusses his conception of world history. Apparently a sinister conspiracy began in Greece 2,300 years ago, then nothing notable happened until the days of the Bubonic Plague, and the Gutenberg Press. Alex doesn’t seem to realize that China had movable print technology developed long before that, because he doesn’t think non-European history is real.

Episode 426: April 27-28, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss a couple of really weird days on The Alex Jones Show. This will always be remembered as the day when Alex decided to yell a bunch about how he was ready to eat his neighbors, and then broke down crying about his kids.

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  • Alex lies about UV light related therapies that are being studied at Cedars-Sinai. He also lies about their YouTube and Twitter pages being taken down, when both are still up.

  • Alex misrepresents a USA Today fact-check about the claims that hospitals are making more money for Covid-19 patients.

  • Alex, noted Biblical scholar, believes that the Book of Hosea is the “Book of Jose.”

  • Alex forgets what “Anglo-American Establishment” means in his world, and accidentally says that we need to side with them, when that term actually means the same thing as “the Globalists.”

  • Alex says that 90% of people lived in rural areas in the Great Depression, but this number is not accurate.

  • Alex’s strategy to eat people for nutrition is not a great plan. Humans are not a good source of calories, according to research published in Nature. Also, a lot of people who engage in cannibalism have weirdly familiar personality traits to Alex.

Episode 425: April 23-24, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the episode of the Alex Jones Show where Alex discusses his plan to record his final episode in the next week, to be released in the event of his death, or possibly to be released immediately. He’s unclear on the specifics, and he doesn’t follow through anyway.

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  • Alex lies about an article in the New York Times that he definitely didn’t read. It is about allegations that Chinese agents pushed misinformation, which Alex is pretending is about the entire coronavirus fear being the result of Chinese misinformation. This is a complete misrepresentation of the actual article.

  • Alex claims that Covid-19 related deaths are being massively exaggerated, when all credible sources are suggesting the numbers are likely lower than the reality.

  • Alex doesn’t understand that the Civil War happened before we understood how infectious diseases work, and that there were a bunch of outbreaks during that war that actually prolonged the conflict quite a bit. Also, Alex says that the Civil War was fought “to give black people rights,” which is a direct contradiction of everything else he’s ever said about the Civil War.

  • Alex claims that there were Covid cases in the US in November 2019, when he’s really just misrepresenting the words of Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

  • Alex thinks that Ian Fleming wrote Moonraker to expose the Globalists’ plans to hide out from a chemical weapon release on a space base. Alex doesn’t realize that space was only a part of the movie version of Moonraker, which Fleming didn’t write. The book version is very different, and Alex has no idea what he’s talking about.

  • Alex’s first guest, Shiva Ayydurai, hates Alex’s second guest, Rashid Buttar. Because Alex won’t cancel Buttar, Ayydurai storms off the show, and Alex ends up canceling the interview with Buttar for no reason. It is a real mess.

  • In an attempt to point out how few shark-related deaths there are each year, Alex chooses a random number, and accidentally severely embellishes the problem. He claims there’s 30 a year, when in reality, the average is 4.

  • Alex has decided to champion world hunger because it’s convenient for him to now, though he hasn’t cared much about the issue in the past. He also doesn’t seem to realize that his hero Trump has been making budget cuts to programs that feed starving people in the US, so you can imagine how little Trump cares about hungry people abroad. Alex also doesn’t wrestle with the fact that the people he’s demonized his entire career, the UN, includes people on the forefront of working to solve this problem for as many people as they can. Alex is the villain in his own story.

  • Alex lies about Lady Gaga having to sleep with a personal assistant because she’s afraid of demons.

  • Alex’s story about ancient people being tricked by people who know about eclipses has a deep tradition in 1800’s English literature meant to reinforce white supremacy over the foolish “savages.”

  • Alex lies about a story about coronavirus tests being tainted. There were some contaminated tests, but they weren’t sent to us by China, as Alex asserts. Further, there’s no evidence that these tests ended up infecting anyone.

Episode 424: April 21-22, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss the Tuesday and Wednesday episodes of The Alex Jones Show, and witness a man exhibiting wildly fluctuating emotions, from lashing out about how much he hates his own show and the world needed to burn on Tuesday to business-as-usual on Wednesday.

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Episode 423: April 20, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss Alex’s very not-chill 420 episode.

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  • Alex believes that the Mark of the Beast has been announced in the part of a patent that he thinks is number 060606. The actual patent number is 0097951, the 060606 number is the publication number from the patent being filed with the World Intellectual Property Office.

  • Alex continues his outrageously depressing on-air behavior, all but declaring that his enemies cannot be defeated, and that he will soon be gone.

  • Alex barges off air after discussing a failed attempt at creating a social media website.

  • Alex tells a story of yelling at people at a grocery store because they judged him for not wearing a mask. Meanwhile, Alex is selling Infowars branded masks.

  • David Icke stops by to tell Alex about how Covid-19 doesn’t exist, and the pandemic is actually based on a fake, non-existent virus. Alex is pretty convinced by this argument, despite the fact that it completely invalidates pretty much everything else he’s pretended he’s proven about the virus so far.

Episode 422: April 17, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss an episode of the Alex Jones Show that is mostly about Alex trying to make a target of a med school professor in Singapore, and rattling the sabers of war toward China.

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Also, Alex and Owen Shroyer engage in some wacky comedy bits, including Owen wearing a baby mask and pretending to kill Alex.

Episode 421: April 16, 2020

Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones’ return to the studio after a couple days’ absence.

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Episode 420: Militia Tech Support Call-In Show

Dan and Jordan cover an episode of Bill Cooper’s show, The Hour of the Time, where Bill opens up the phone lines and takes any questions his callers might bring up.

The episode explores some of the similarities and differences between Alex Jones and Bill Cooper, as manifested in the way the two men interact with their callers. Of note is the way in which Bill is willing to disagree with his callers about unfounded things they believe, and how his focus seems to be on challenging his listeners, as opposed to the way that Alex enables his listener’s paranoia and conspiracies in order to keep them in the fold.

You can find the complete episode of The Hour of the Time, from November 29, 2000, here.