Alex Jones Has Been Getting Really Horny On Air Lately

There are a lot of different versions of Alex Jones that we have encountered in the year and a half of doing this show and engaging in this research.

We've seen Drunk Alex:

We've seen Lying About Being Drunk Alex:

We've seen "The Hobo Jones:" (Too many clips to choose a good one from)

We've seen Esoteric Alex

We've seen Ethnically Problematic Alex:

We've seen Literally Believes In Vampires Alex:

This is all to say that we've seen a lot of sides to the man, and maybe we thought we'd seen them all.

I regret to inform you that I have recently encountered perhaps his least enjoyable side, which has been coming out to play a bit lately: Horny Alex.

I've been noticing Alex being super horny this week, and as someone who listens and pays close attention to him, I can tell you that this is not just par for the course behavior. Perhaps his Super Male Vitality dose got raised, perhaps it's just a natural by-product of our transition to springtime, but whatever the case is, it's been weird.

It started off on the Wednesday show, when about three hours into the show, Alex got a call from a Debra in Nebraska who wanted to talk about the importance of women having guns. She makes a lot of points about self-defense, and then weirdly discusses her strategy to avoid being assaulted:

That is a super weird mindset. I would expect her to be quicker to make the argument that if she is armed she can stop an attack from taking place at all, but if she wants to cast unarmed women as the wounded gazelle that gets picked off by a lion, I guess that's her prerogative. It kind of implies that women being attacked is part of nature, like a lion hunting, which I think is a little backward, but whatever.

As the call goes on, you can hear Alex getting excited, and it comes to a head in this clip:

Generally, from what I've seen in the world, when a man says "I'm not hitting on you," then follows it up with a sexual compliment, they are in fact hitting on the person.

This isn't to say that Alex was trying to groom this guest over the airwaves so she would come have sex with him or anything like that, it is just completely unprofessional behavior for a broadcaster or newsman to engage in.

This was bad, and incredibly gross, but it pales in comparison to what happened on Friday, March 30th.

On Friday, Alex was interviewing yet another white-identity obsessed mouthpiece from the UK, Katie Hopkins. Their conversation was largely about how everyone needs to stop bowing to "left-wing pressure." This was in reference to David Hogg trying to get sponsors to pull out of the Laura Ingraham show (which has been a pretty successful campaign thus far).

As the two are talking, you can really tell that Alex has taken a liking to Hopkins. He's saying a bunch of stuff about how great she is, and then it takes a turn for the sexual:

This is a hilarious display of Alex being a complete creep.

First, he says "I'm married, but you are sexy," which again is continuing this pattern of trying to get himself off the hook for giving women sexualized compliments by saying something that he thinks proves he can't be out of line. "I can't be sexually complimenting you, I'm married," is basically the line of thinking he's working on.

Then, Hopkins tries to carry on as a professional commentator, which ostensibly is why she's on the show, as opposed to being there for Alex to flirt with. She tries to brush it off and she makes a self-depricating comment to get back on track, which Alex does not understand. He thinks she is literally saying she thinks she's ugly, so he responds "I don't think you look bad."

And as if that's not bad enough, in order to get his "I don't think you look bad" comment in, he has to completely interrupt Hopkins mid-word as she's trying to back to the point, which is that someone is putting up a play called The Assassination of Katie Hopkins.

This is just disgraceful behavior. Alex acts like "you are sexy" is somehow this ultimate compliment he can give a woman, and that should tell you a lot.

Caller Debra was not looking for sexiness validation; she was calling in to talk about how it she wants to see more women open-carrying for their own safety.

Katie Hopkins was not appearing on the show for sexiness validation; she was there to...unfortunately, she was on to spread a bunch of propaganda narratives about white genocide, but still, she was there as a professional.

Just try to imagine Alex treating Steve Pieczenik this way, or Matt Bracken. Imagine him telling Gerald Celente that he is married, but has to let him know that the way he forecasts trends is just so sexy.

It's absurd, and what makes it even more absurd is that Alex is in the middle of being sued by his former employee, Ashley Beckford, and part of that lawsuit alleges that he made sexually inappropriate comments and put his hand on her ass, at the InfoWars studio. You would think that, when he's being sued for being sexually inappropriate with women at work, he would choose to stop being sexually inappropriate with women at work for a while. 

You would think that, but then again, you're not Alex Jones. In his mind, he's white and a man, so everything he does is a-okay. Anyone who disagrees is just trying to bring down the West, which Alex would like you to know is all about worshiping women:

Curious, that for a country that worshiped women we didn't let them vote for the first 144 years our country existed.

Weird that until 1970, it was legal for airlines to not hire stewardesses if they were married. Until 1975, it was completely legal to exclude women from juries just because they were women. Head and Master laws weren't stricken down by the Supreme Court until the mid-70's.

Strange, that in a country that worshiped women, that 172 years after the country was founded, the Supreme Court found that women could be barred from being bartenders at bars that weren't owned by male relatives, because "the profession of bartending could potentially lead to moral and social problems for women."

The list goes on and on, but suffice it to say, the "West" was not based on worshiping women. If anything, it was built on the back of women (and other minorities) having their rights suppressed while white men reaped the benefits. The big difference is that while Chinese were excluded and blacks were enslaved, the way that women were suppressed was under the guise of "protecting them."

Then again, maybe Alex Jones, a man who is being sued for sexually harassing an employee and has told two women on his show that they are "sexy" completely unprompted in the last week, is right and the West is based on worshiping women, and he's just worshiping them by calling them sexy while they're trying to exist in completely non-sexual contexts.