Custody Trial Press Conference

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones decided to throw a (possibly very fake) press conference after his custody trial concluded. Topics covered include:

  • Is there a world record for Time Spent Surviving Pregnant On A Boat?
  • How often does Alex scold people for not being on board with chimeras?
  • Does Alex Jones know what trolling is?
  • How much better would Alex Jones be with a dedicated hype man?